Welcome, zombie film fans, to our review site where you'll get the brief on what's tasty, what's cheesy, and what's plain old rancid.
Thinking about watching a zombie movie, but want to get a second opinion before you invest your time and brain-cells in it? Looking to browse for fan favorites in the genera? Our Movie Reviews page feeds all of your zombie viewing needs.
Looking to have a good laugh at some crappy zombie movie's expense? Check out our Linked Reviews for feedback on zombie flicks from cheesy movie lovers.
Not seeing one of your favorite "zombie" movies in the review section? It might not be a zombie movie at all! Check out our Pseudo-Zombie Films page to find out what's what.
And don't forget to stop by our News & Cold-Readings page for site updates and my damn accurate predictions for upcoming zombie films based upon their cinematic trailers.
Bub's Rating System
Five brains: Rewatch it until your eyes bleed.
Four brains: A must see for any fan of the genera.
Three brains: A decent zombie flick. Definitely worth a rent.
Two brains: If you're desperate for something to tide you over.
One brain: Only die-hard zombie fanatics will have the stomach for these!
Bad brains: WARNING!!! May cause lasting psychological trauma!
Other Rating Systems
The other reviewers that I've chosen for my site all use a five point system as well, but they don't all work the same as mine. Here's the low-down on what approach they're taking...
Once upon a time, there was a web-site called "Tarman's Basement." It disappeared long ago, but I am bringing it back from the dead here on my site. Tarman's ratings, like mine, are based on how good (or not good) a film is within the zombie movie sub-genera. It should be noted that Tarman's ratings are more representative of mainstream zombie fans than mine are, so take special consideration when our ratings significantly diverge.
Gort rates his movies not as to how good they are as zombie movies, but as to how cheesy they are and how much enjoyment he derives from that (he's reviewed a lot of the "so bad that they're good" type of movies). So, don't always expect his views to reflect the opinions of most zombie movie fans. I must also give kudos to Gort for creating and letting me use the buhRAYNZ and BloodPump icons for the points in my rating system. Check out his web-site for more icons, B-movie reviews, and many other goodies.
You, too, can review!
If you'd like to become a review contributor to the site, then send me a few samples at AnagramDog@HotMail.com. Please keep reviews relatively brief (one to four paragraphs) and somewhat lighthearted (as with the reviews already appearing on the site) and I'll take them into consideration.
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